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    《吵架公约》- ZZ

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    1、吵架不当着父母、亲戚、邻居的面吵,在公共场所给对方面子。

    2、不管谁对谁错,只要一吵架,男方必须先轻声轻气哄女方一次,女方才能马上冷静下来,否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦,女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦,一旦造成严重后果,全部由男方负责。

    3、在家里吵架不准一走了之,实在要走,不得走出小区,不许不带手机和关机。

    4、有错一方要主动道歉,无错一方在有错方道歉并补偿后要尽快原谅对方。

    5、双方都有错时要互相检讨,道歉后由男方主动提出带女方出去散心。

    6、要出气,不准砸东西,只能吃东西,实在手痒只能砸枕头。

    7、吵架尽量不隔夜,女方睡觉时男方必须主动抱女方,就算女方百般推让,男方一定要哄到女方睡着。

    8、每周都要给对方按摩一次,因为大家经常吵架都很辛苦,男方手艺不好的话可以跟盲人师傅学!

    9、吵架时男方不准挂电话,吵架时女方如果挂了电话,男方必须在1分钟内打给女方,电话不通打手机,屡挂屡打,每次挂电话次数不大于5次。

    最重要的一点声明:公约所有条款可由女方无理由无时间限制地更改,男方有权利提出异议,但是异议是否被采纳最终解释权归女方。

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    泰琦wrote:
    传说中的80后小夫妻吵架公约?拜读~
    1 Aug.
    Z Zwrote:
    为什么要"ZZ",你故意的吧?
    31 July

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